She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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