During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize
