I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
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I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Sext me about skeletons
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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