Heybabeimwearingurpanties
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
