Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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