question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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