Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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