super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
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Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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