she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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