i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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