i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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