I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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