using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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