He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
my shit smells like andre
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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