Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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