I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
its liver damage thursday
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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