I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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