Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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