Dude my mom stole all your condoms
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
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It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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