My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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