i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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