omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Nicole vs. Life
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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