I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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