New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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