Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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