All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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