was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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