is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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