dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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