what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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