yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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