TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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