I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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