so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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