I hope mine doesn't look like that
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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