omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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