How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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