Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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