I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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