Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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