Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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