I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
