Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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