im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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