Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
nutella sex= disaster
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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