So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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