Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
how drunk are you?
Several
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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