i permit you to call me
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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