oh god the rape fog is back!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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