This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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