just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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