Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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