dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Blood and glitter go together right?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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