uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
tell me about the fingering
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