Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
