My room smells like vodka and shame
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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