I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize