I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
All the doctor said was why
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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